The Baldape Parlour Silverback Kit Review : Perfect for a hair free back?

As a 50-year-old guy who’s spent a fair share of his time reviewing body hair trimmers on this blog, I have to admit, this one’s a first for me. I’ve always found trimmers to be my go-to solution for managing body hair—efficient, straightforward, and well, kind of therapeutic in their own way. But when Baldape Parlour reached out to me and asked if I’d like to try their Silverback Kit, a body hair removal cream specifically designed for men, I thought, “Why not?” After all, this blog is all about trying new things and sharing honest opinions.

Now, let’s get one thing straight: I’ve experienced with hair removal creams in the past. Yes, they’re incredibly effective at getting rid of hair, but the experience isn’t always pleasant. Messy application, awkward angles (especially for spots like your back and bum), and the waiting time—it’s not exactly a walk in the park. So, when Baldape Parlour sent over their kit for review, I was curious but cautious. Could this be a better experience?

For this review, I wanted to do things properly. I used the Silverback Kit once, waited a few weeks for the hair to grow back (because we all know that first impressions don’t tell the full story), and then gave it another go.

My Hairy Situation

Let’s talk about my hairy situation. To be honest, I’ve never been someone you’d call “very hairy.” I don’t have that full-on lumberjack vibe going on, but as I’ve hit my 50s, I’ve noticed a few changes here and there—mainly on my back and bum.

Until now, I’ve always reached for a trusty body hair trimmer. It’s quick, straightforward, and doesn’t involve much fuss. The downside? Hair grows back really quickly. While the trimmer has worked well for me, I was intrigued by the idea of trying something different, especially if it might keep the regrowth at bay a little longer.

Now, I should point out that my experience might be a bit different from someone who’s rocking a lot of hair, especially on the back or bum. If you’re dealing with a full forest, your results might vary from mine. What works for me might not work for you, and that’s okay. Everyone’s hair type and skin sensitivity are unique.

Speaking of skin, mine’s pretty normal—no allergies, no major irritations, and no particular issues with sensitivity. That’s an important factor because body hair removal creams can sometimes be a bit harsh, depending on your skin type. If you’ve got sensitive skin, it’s always good to do a patch test first.

What’s Inside the Silverback Kit

The Silverback Kit is a well-thought-out package designed to make body hair removal as fuss-free as possible, even for those awkward-to-reach spots. Here’s what’s included:

Charcoal Hair Removal Cream – All Body: A vegan-friendly cream that works in just 3 to 7 minutes. It’s formulated with natural ingredients to be gentle on the skin while effectively removing hair.
Helping Hand: This is a genius little tool—an extendable applicator that locks into place, making it easier to apply the cream to your back or other hard-to-reach areas. It includes a washable velvet applicator and an additional sponge for removing the cream and hair.
Loofah: A soft, exfoliating tool with microfibers to help wipe away the cream and hair once the process is done.

My Experience

So, let’s get into how it went for me. First thing’s first—the first time I used the Silverback Kit, things got a bit messy. It wasn’t exactly smooth sailing, but I’ll admit, the second time around was much better.

Let’s start with the Charcoal Hair Removal Cream. Honestly, it’s a joy to use compared to other hair removal creams I’ve tried in the past. The smell? Surprisingly okay—definitely better than that overpowering chemical odor most of these creams have. Application was pretty straightforward thanks to the Helping Hand, which, as the name suggests, is genuinely handy. That said, reaching every part of my back wasn’t as simple as I’d hoped. You really need a big mirror to check if you’re covering all the tricky spots properly.

One thing I noticed: if you’ve got areas with more hair than others, you need to apply a thicker layer of the cream to get full coverage. It’s not the most glamorous job, but hey, it’s worth the effort. After waiting the recommended 5-7 minutes, it was time to remove the cream. The loofah included in the kit helped, though it wasn’t perfect. I found it got the job done but could be a bit more effective. Jumping into the shower made the process easier, and once I’d rinsed off, I was left with smooth, hair-free skin.

Now, let’s talk about the aftermath. Like any hair removal cream, this one left my skin feeling pretty dry and a bit uncomfortable at first. But after a little while, that feeling disappeared, and I could properly enjoy the results—a totally hair-free back and bum! Let me tell you, having completely smooth skin is a great feeling. My back felt soft and, well, clean in a way that’s hard to describe unless you’ve experienced it.

Fast forward four weeks, and I gave it another go. By then, I didn’t have a ton of regrowth, but I wanted to make sure I fully understood the process before writing this review. The second round confirmed it—the Silverback Kit works really well. It takes some effort, and it’s not the fastest or neatest system, but the results speak for themselves.

Conclusion: Is the Silverback Kit Worth It?

After using the Silverback Kit twice, I can confidently say it’s a solid option if you’re looking to go fully hairless. What sets this kit apart is how well it’s designed to tackle those hard-to-reach areas with tools like the Helping Hand and the loofah (even if they take a little getting used to).

The Charcoal Hair Removal Cream itself is impressive—it smells better than most and does a great job at removing hair effectively. My skin was left completely smooth, and that hair-free feeling was genuinely satisfying. Like any hair removal method, there are a few downsides: the process takes some effort, and my skin felt a bit dry afterward. But these are minor trade-offs for the results you get.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely, especially if you’re dealing with unwanted hair on your back or bum and want a cream that gets the job done. Just make sure you’ve got a mirror, a little patience, and some moisturizer on hand for afterward. The Silverback Kit isn’t perfect, but it’s a great solution for men who want a reliable way to achieve smooth, hair-free skin. If you’re ready to embrace the bald ape within (pun intended), this kit is worth a try!